Hold onto your syrup bottles because the Flapjack Dynasty is flipping the script and sizzling hot right off the griddle this season! I mean, they pounced onto the scene like a cat who's just seen a can of gourmet tuna.

Fast forward to a jaw-dropping score of 126 points, and they are 2-0, showing the Wheaties N Scotch how breakfast is really served. Speaking of Wheaties N Scotch, they are sadly nursing their woes at a 0-2 standing, despite having finalized their draft even before Matt had picked his fourth player for his roster. It seems they might've Scotch-taped their strategy a bit too hastily!

And we've got to talk about the jewel in the Flapjack's crown — the golden butter to their stack of pancakes — the one and only Puka Nacua! This rookie has not just been dominating; he's been rewriting history with a record-smashing number of catches in the first two games of his career. That's right, the catch-maestro is making the record books his personal diary.

Now, it wasn't all pancakes and maple syrup for the Dynasty as they had to trade in some of their batter — Waddle is now in concussion protocol, presumably forgetting that he's not actually a waddling duck. The good news? Miami apparently has a 'no concussions remembered' policy. They're not sweating it, and neither is Scott.

But we've got to address the elephant in the room — or should we say the vintage, aged-to-perfection warriors in the Dynasty’s court? Derrick Henry and James Conner are providing a rich depth of experience, bolstered by the ever-dependable Amari Cooper and Dalvin Cook- one wonders if this dynasty is like a wise old tomcat or just about to nap its ninth life away.

As for now, Scott is rolling in catnip heaven, purring louder than ever with one of the few 2-0 teams in the Breakfast Club league. He's on cloud nine, or should we say, on cloud dine — feasting on the success of a breakfast dynasty that’s currently more unbeatable than a well-whisked omelet. Will the age factor whip them into a retirement home or will they keep flipping victories like a seasoned chef? Only time will tell! 🐱🥞🏆 

Shit Start of the Week: Ezekiel Elliott

Truly, the biggest whiff of the week award goes to none other than yours truly from the French Toast Mafia. Who in their right batter-coated mind would start Ezekiel Elliott? Me, apparently! With a running back situation stickier than maple syrup, I erroneously placed my eggs (and hopes) in the Ezekiel basket. Two weeks in a row, Elliott has looked more like a stale slice of bread than the prime piece of toast he once was.

It was a decision that left many scratching their heads, wondering if I'd sprinkled cinnamon or sawdust on my toast this week. I hang my chef's hat in shame and offer a syrupy apology to the entire league for that cringe-worthy culinary choice. I'd promise to whisk up a better strategy next time, but let's be real – my decision-making skillet is a bit scrambled. 🍞🍳🤦‍♂️

Clutch Start of the Week: D'Andre Swift

Just when everyone thought Cody and the Pancake Blockers were about to get served, they came flipping back like a pancake with a perfect golden crust, leaving no crumbs of doubt about their capacity to come back!

In week one, the batter seemed thin, with Cody being his own worst critic, battering himself verbally on the podcast and throughout the week, leaving a trail of doubters in his wake. But perhaps there’s a magic recipe in a good old self-neg, as it seemed to be the secret ingredient for a bounce-back in week two.

Setting the breakfast table for success, Cody made the daring choice to start last week's "Shit Start of the Week" recipient, D'Andre Swift. Against all odds and the skeptics – who were more numerous than raisins in a bowl of bran cereal – Swift was more than swift; he was downright unstoppable. Taking full advantage of Gainwell’s absence and showcasing the kind of synergy with an offensive line that we all dream of having with our morning coffee, Swift sliced through the Vikings defensive line like a hot knife through butter, racking up a toast-worthy score of 25.6 points.

In a display of fantasy football gastronomy at its finest, the Pancake Blockers seared the defending champion, Dos Eggys, serving them a platter of 121.38 points and leaving them to stew in their own breakfast juices.

As Cody’s Pancake Blockers gain this momentum, the pathway to the Cereal Bowl seems to be clearing up. Yes, one could even say the road is now pancake-smooth! One thing's for sure: Cody's daring moves have shown that, when it comes to the Pancake Blockers, you better not fork-get about them in the race for the Cereal Bowl. Let's see if they can keep stacking those wins as high as a Sunday morning pancake pile! 🥞🏈🏆

While some are content spreading a thin layer of jam on their toast, the Cereal Killers prefer a heaping serving of victory, and this week they dished out a whopping 134.3 points and a league-topping total of 9 touchdowns—a tally that had the next closest team slogging behind with just 5 touchdowns, leaving the French Toast Mafia toastier than ever—it's safe to say that the Cereal Killers aren't just playing; they're playing to win.

Leading the charge was the dynamo duo of Justin Herbert and Keenan Allen, whose on-field chemistry was more vibrant than a bowl of fruit loops, bringing joy to all who witnessed their artistry. They navigated the field with the kind of symbiotic understanding that can only be compared to the perfect milk-to-cereal ratio, leaving spectators and Fantasy league opponents in awe.

Adding to the breakfast of champions was Mark Andrews, who returned as the majestic phoenix rising from the injury ashes to reclaim his place in the fantasy sky. The tight end showed that not only has he returned to form, but is also in the business of scoring touchdowns, much to the delight of his fantasy managers.

But the prize cherry atop the Cereal Killers’ breakfast banquet has to be Tee Higgins. Bouncing back from the dubious honor of being named last week's "shit start of the week", Higgins went ahead and caught not one, but two touchdown passes, emphatically stating that last week was nothing but a minor hiccup.

As we step back to admire the majestic breakfast buffet spread out by the Cereal Killers this week, we can't help but notice Brandon at the helm, masterfully orchestrating his team as he navigates his revenge tour, one eye firmly on the championship prize that eluded him last year under wild circumstances.

Will the Cereal Killers maintain this crunch-tastic momentum? Or will another team rise to become the next breakfast killer? Only time and touchdowns will tell. But for now, hats off to Brandon for serving up a breakfast buffet of points this week. The Cereal Bowl awaits! 

Again, we just keep finding these pictures of Brandon.

When you think of epic duels, you might conjure up images of knights, dragons, or lightsaber battles. But in the realm of the breakfast fantasy league, this week, it's all about the Honey Bunches of Hoes taking on The Pancake Blockers in a face-off more scrumptious than Sunday brunch!

For the second week in a row, Honey Bunches of Hoes is turning up the heat on the griddle as they feature in the Game of the Week. After sweetening the deal and defeating the Scramblers FC last week, Matt, powered by the dynamic duo of Christian McCaffrey and Tony Pollard, is looking for another podcast host to add to his victory recipe.

The Pancake Blockers' Week 2 victory was the stuff of breakfast legend. Who could forget that dramatic Thursday night, where manager Cody, on the brink of a fantasy meltdown, murmured the now-iconic words, "Boys... I might have to retire."? Little did we know, D'Andre Swift was just warming up his skillet, later serving up a whopping 25.6 points! 

Now, these two breakfast behemoths are about to lock horns. Will Honey Bunches of Hoes, led by the podcast's #1 fan, keep their winning streak crispy and golden? Or will The Pancake Blockers, with Cody leading trust his gut or second-guess every play? Will he keep stacking wins or let doubt make his decisions pancake-flat? Will he lead them to victory?

Get your plates ready and your butter knives sharpened, because when these two teams go at it, it's bound to be more entertaining than trying to catch that last slippery pancake on the griddle. Don't miss out on this breakfast bonanza – it's set to be a syrup-soaked spectacle! 🥞🍯🏈🎉

When you're pouring your morning cereal, sometimes you get those two leftover boxes, neither of which can give you a full bowl. This week, those boxes are The Fruity Rebbles and the reigning, yet floundering, Cereal Bowl Champions, Dos Eggys, both of which are looking a little... meh. Going spoon-to-spoon in a battle for their first wins of the season. It’s a face-off more lukewarm than a forgotten cup of coffee, yet the stakes are high as both teams are eager to avoid the dreaded 0-3 start.

The Fruity Rebbles find themselves in familiar territory, making a second consecutive appearance in the “meh” matchup spotlight. But they've been stirring things up, and with the duo of Kenneth Walker and Stefon Diggs, they are ready to sprinkle some sweetness onto their performance and prove they're not just here to sog out at the bottom of the bowl.

On the other side of the field, Dos Eggys are scrambling to recover their championship form. Without the efforts of Austin Ekeler this week and the gruesome loss of Nick Chubb, the burden falls heavily on the shoulders of Jalen Hurts and a potential breakout for Jerome Ford. The question on everybody’s lips: can this makeshift team whip up enough points to lead Dos Eggys to a much-needed victory?

As both teams have shown glimpses of respectability in their previous outings, they each hold a spoon of hope in their hands. A win here could be the fresh start they need, the crispy crunch that rejuvenates their season.

In this cereal showdown, there’s a guarantee: no matter how meh the matchup seems, one team will finally get to savor the taste of success, leaving the other still scraping the bottom of the bowl. So, grab your spoons, folks, and get ready for a clash that's sure to spill some milk! 🥣🏈🎉